someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
Did these two little shits
get up to last week
To make them look so young and fresh
what secret elixir did they indulge in?
what fountain of youth did they drink from?
He sprinted, half believing he could outdistance death itself, ignoring the jets of light flying in the darkness all around him, and the sound of the lake crashing like the sea, and the creaking of the Forest though the night was windless; through grounds that seemed, themselves, to have risen in rebellion, he ran faster than he had ever moved in his life…
HE CANT WAIT TO HAVE A SON NO PARENT LOUIS FEELS NO
#’will be a good husband and dad’#and#’the boys tease him about how clucky he is’#ABOUT HOW CLUCKY HE IS#YOU ARE ONLY TWENTY ONE HOW OFTEN DO YOU THINK ABOUT HAVING KIDS TO A POINT THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE TEASING YOU ABOUT IT GOD LOUIS#THE MOST IMMATURE IN THE GROUP MY ASS
I want a boyfriend
*talks to a boy*
Never mind I want chick fil a waffle fries